Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Girls: The Anatomy of female dogs

I hate mean girls. Most Girls are mean. I'm sorry but that's just how I feel. Almost Every girl in the whole entire world has been thought of as a bitch to another girl right? And I am just that other girl. To me its a competition. Survival of the hottest or survival of the cutest. Each and every single girl in the world should know that they are being judged most girls Whether it be out loud, inside, or behind their backs. Because lets be honest. How many girls are talking about their "best friend" right now? How many of you girls out there are saying to your other friend "What the hell was she wearing today?" Alot. Its normal right? Us girls are in a competition every single day. I mean, you cant walk down the street without some girl or even some gay guy staring at you. And that brings me to another topic. Jealousy.

Yes, We all know that word very well. Every girl young and old have used it. Especially when referring to another girl. Lets create a scenery. You are walking down the hall at work or at school and some girl whom you don't even know looks you up and down. You weren't even looking at her at all.You were just minding your business. You weren't even thinking of her. But as you are walking past her, looking at her from the corner of your eye and finally focusing your attention to where you were walking s that you don't slip in your 6 inch Jeffery Campbell's the trick decides to say under he breath "Bitch". Your heart thumps one hard thump that makes your arms cold and your chest hurt. Now you hadn't even said anything to this girl yet she decides that she wants to say something about you. What is that called ladies. Jealousy. the little green monster or bug or what ever the hell crawled up her ass is what is making her so jealous of you. How do you cope with this kind of behavior. Well There are a couple of non violent and non verbal ways to cope w/ girls like the one I described here.

1.) The next time she does that to you just laugh to yourself out loud. And that doesnt mean laugh like you normally do like Bobo the clown just did something stupid. Just a slight but easy enough to hear giggle. Keep walking. That ought to piss her off.

2.) Smile at her. The same as giggling except your not making any noise. That should confuse her and piss her off. Women all work the same that way. And if she smiles back at you then she is being just as fake as you are. But keep that relationship going. There have been times where the fake smiling actually turned into a friendly relationship. But if that happens keep your private life to a minimum. Because her fakecould actually be still there.

3.) And last but not Least. If she puts her dirty hand on you. Kick her little ass. And don't stop until she's down for good. No, killing her is not what i meant. When you kill a girl socially that means you have embarrassed the hell out of her. But killing her for realzz isn't acceptable at all.

I really hope that this has gotten through to some girls struggling out there. If you have any requests then just tell me and I will post about it. This is Victoria. And I have been Honest.


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